Ladies and Gentleman,
a horrible monsoon-turnado-hurricane-spring-flood has hit the little remote sovereign of #05-12 in South East Asia. First reports by Indian emergency helpers on site included severe flooding combined with ultimate risk of inundation. Authorities report no death so far. The sovereign has established emergency status already and is taking care of the situation, claiming it is under control. Two wet feet were furiously protesting in front of the capital's palace but were quickly calmed down by the sovereigns immediate address to the inhabitants of #05-12.
An account for donations has been opened under: 12HELP34MAT56WITH78Chocolate90
To ease assistance to the suffering national of #05-12 the authorities have either relaxed or completely released the ban for direct foreign imports into #05-12. Bigger packages for ease of handling are requested to be send to
Matthias Tietz
c/o International Student Center (ISC)
36 Nanyang Avenue
#02-02
Singapore 639801
Many thanks for your kind assistance,
The government of #05-12
[Indian News Report found here]
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That account is very funny :) !! The Indian Emergency helper was about to call Campus security to get your door busted, but thought of the economic consequences for you and stopped himself from doing it ;) !!
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